So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
DAMN STRAIGHT I AM NOT STRAIGHT BUT IM DOING IT BRUH
“Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has idealized, but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a second…”—(via teambrittana)
Here’s my thing with spiders, they aren’t mammals. When I see a deer or a coyote in my neighborhood I feel bad. I think “damn, this was your home and we just fucking cut down the trees and put houses here. That sucks for you I’m sorry I’ll always break for you and do as…
Dammit man. These are real people. Some of these might even be schoolmates or that person in the bus on the way home or that one kid who refuses to go in the pool or that dude who dropped their ice cream on the floor
READ THE LIST YOU GUYS.
IF YOU’RE ON IT THEN PLEASE CLOSE YOUR ASK AND SUBMIT. DON’T JUST TURN ANON OFF.
As an out and proud lesbian, I sit here watching Breaking Bad and the new male cleaner comes in. (I live in halls, he came into the common room) and its safe to say I have a slight crush on him, he is so pretty and he is funny and we bonded over Breaking Bad. I may be breaking my gay scouts honor but wow, he is pretty.