So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
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I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
DAMN STRAIGHT I AM NOT STRAIGHT BUT IM DOING IT BRUH
“Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has idealized, but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a second…”—(via teambrittana)
Here’s my thing with spiders, they aren’t mammals. When I see a deer or a coyote in my neighborhood I feel bad. I think “damn, this was your home and we just fucking cut down the trees and put houses here. That sucks for you I’m sorry I’ll always break for you and do as…
Dammit man. These are real people. Some of these might even be schoolmates or that person in the bus on the way home or that one kid who refuses to go in the pool or that dude who dropped their ice cream on the floor
READ THE LIST YOU GUYS.
IF YOU’RE ON IT THEN PLEASE CLOSE YOUR ASK AND SUBMIT. DON’T JUST TURN ANON OFF.
As an out and proud lesbian, I sit here watching Breaking Bad and the new male cleaner comes in. (I live in halls, he came into the common room) and its safe to say I have a slight crush on him, he is so pretty and he is funny and we bonded over Breaking Bad. I may be breaking my gay scouts honor but wow, he is pretty.
It’s night right now There’s something else you should be doing at the moment You ate chicken today You are lactose intolerant There’s a nearby TV on You get along with your neighbors Twilight is a horrible series You’re hungry right now You have worked out today You have a job You love to bake Christmas cookies Your parents are still together You woke up before 8 this morning Baths are better than showers You are 5’5” or shorter Victoria’s Secret is a good store Cats are better than dogs The 90’s sucked Your cell phone is right next to you Your favorite color is either blue or purple Your hair is short You are by yourself right now The last thing you drank was water You’re in your PJ’s right now Your hair color is natural Fred from YouTube is annoying You don’t drink soda There’s at least $20 in your wallet It’s cold out Orange juice is better than apple juice Video games are awesome You have read works by Shakespeare before You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder You know someone in the hospital right now You know someone who has beaten cancer Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear Chocolate is better than vanilla You’re allergic to peanuts You’ve never been to New York You’ve never been on a varsity sports team You want to go to America You’re using a laptop right now Plastic surgery is a good idea Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear You’ve made yourself throw up You have a broken heart at the moment Your friend/s do drugs School is too early Your nails have nail polish on them right now You’re Italian You have a tan right now You’ve been on a diet before You shop in plus sized clothing stores Hot Topic is scary You’ve used a hair straightener Shopping online is easier than shopping in an actual store You’re in Verizon’s network Cheesecake is delicious You have gotten your hair cut in the past month Your birthday is within the next 2 months You’ve been rejected Comedies are better than action films Math is the best subject You are fluent in more than one language You love Greek food You consider yourself a picky eater You have more than 3 pillows on your bed You live with one of your parents or both. You’re happy right now You have a pet cat You were born before April 5th, 1991 You have brown hair You have blue eyes Your last name is longer than 5 letters long You have studied a foreign language You voted in the 2008 presidential election You own a vehicle that is older than a 2004 You have worked 3rd shift You have worked in a fast food restaurant You drove somewhere that was further than a half hour away today You live in New Jersey You live in Montana You live in Pennsylvania Your last name begins with a ‘M’ Your middle name begins with a ‘C’ Your first name begins with a ‘S’ You are older than 19 You are younger than 16 You are an only child Your parents are divorced You have more than one sibling You are an Aquarius You are a vegetarian You have a gym membership You are in the military You have a relative in the military You have been to Canada You have been to Mexico You have been to Europe You are currently enrolled in college/university You have done something you told yourself you wouldn’t You have/had braces You wear contact lenses You have a tattoo on your ankle You have a tattoo on your wrist You have a tattoo on your lower back You have a tattoo on your upper arm You have a lip piercing You have a tongue piercing You have your nipples pierced You have your cartilage pierced You have curly hair You have received flowers from someone in the last 2 months You are engaged You are married You have children Your bedroom walls are blue Your bedspread is red Your bedroom carpet is beige You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week You have been drunk in the past 24 hours You have lost your virginity before you turned 15 You watch Scrubs You watch Jon & Kate Plus 8 You watch American Idol You have been to the movies within the last month You actually pay attention to politics You are still waiting for your first kiss You have kissed someone within the last week You have kissed three or more people this year You would kiss the last person you kissed again You were told you looked cute today You were hugged today Your best friend is the opposite sex You had a date to prom You are a good speller You are always on time You believe in karma You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days You have spent the night at someone else’s house within the last 2 weeks You love Chinese food You love Italian food You love Mexican food You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored You have been in a car wreck You have had stitches You have a parent who is/was a teacher You have a debit card You currently have a $2 bill in your possession You have dated someone who was 2 years younger than you You have broke up with someone for someone else You wish at 11:11 You have had your current job for more than 3 months You have had your heart broken You broke someone else’s heart You felt bad about it You have an Aunt Karen You have an Uncle Bill You have a cousin Sarah You have a cousin Adam You have worked with a Danielle You have ridden in a car with a Stephen You have done something just for the fact that you were old enough to You have been to a cemetery at midnight You have stayed up for 48 hours straight You have been to Walmart within the last 3 days You own a pair of scrubs You own a cowboy hat You are missing someone right now You have been let down recently You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship You would rather win $500 from the lottery than guest on a game show You have met someone famous You have met the President You go deer hunting You have a motorcycle license You have fallen for a friend You have run a stoplight You have had it snow on your birthday You have had a manicure You have dyed your hair an unnatural color You live in an apartment You share your room with a sibling or roommate You have won an award You have given someone a false phone number so they wouldn’t call you You have introduced yourself with a name other than your own You would marry someone 20 years older than you for a million dollars You have cried yourself to sleep within the last week Your last phone call lasted longer than 5 minutes You love to go camping You have been in a wedding party You have low self-esteem You are outgoing You are shy You have a temper You have made out with a complete stranger You have faked being sick to get out of school You live within 30 minutes of your best friend You have lost a good friend recently You can belch your ABC’s You have hair past your shoulders You have been on an airplane within the last 3 years You live within an hour of the beach You have seen a tornado You are currently wearing something blue You never leave the house without make-up You have been caught stealing You drive a stick shift vehicle You have pretended to be happy when you really weren’t You have kissed someone who’s name begins with ‘A’ You have kissed someone who’s name begins with ‘B’ You have kissed someone who’s name begins with ‘C’ You have kissed someone who’s name begins with ‘D’ You ended your last relationship You have been in a relationship that lasted more than 3 years You are pregnant You go tanning regularly You watched Sesame Street as a kid You were obsessed with the Spice Girls back in the day You were obsessed with the Backstreet Boys back in the day Your mum was younger than 25 when she had you Your dad is over 50 You are a night owl You usually go to bed before 11pm You have been in Walmart at 4am You have been skinny dipping You have gotten pulled over for having a tail-light out You have ridden a train within the last year You went to Six Flags last summer Your birthday is in March You wear a shoes larger than a size 9 There are at least 2 windows in the room you are in You slept alone last night You are on a diet You have ridden a bike within the last month You have been swimming within the last month You have gone camping within the last month You consider yourself an ‘outdoorsy’ type You consider yourself a ‘city’ type You have been called a redneck You have been called emo You have been called a dork You know someone with a twin You are a twin You sleep with the door shut You put cream in your coffee You take the crusts off your sandwiches You have gotten the mail in your pajamas Your room is currently clean You bite your nails You have fainted before You live with someone who smokes You were born before the 15th of your birth month You were in track in school You were in softball/baseball in school You were in basketball in school You can do 20 good push-ups You have let a friend cry on your shoulder You have been to a funeral this year You have been to a wedding this year You have been to a baby shower this year You have been to a bachelor/bachelorette party this year You have been to a 21st birthday party this year You will be at least 25 in the next 5 years You expect to be married within 2 years You expect to have kids within 5 years You are in the medical field You are part of a sorority or fraternity You have a cold You have had your appendix removed You have had your wisdom teeth out You have lived in your current place longer than 10 years You like black jelly beans You have big plans for the weekend You know someone you’d like to see right now You are hiding a secret You took this instead of doing something you were supposed to do